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Tweak says, "What are you doing Dave?"

Izaya Orihara | 折原臨也 (prophetizaya) wrote,
@ 2010-10-20 23:38:00

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i'm going to skin that little bastard

Truth Serum Post

Ask him anything you want to, and he'll have to tell you the truth.
This post is open until the serum is used up...

[ extremely displeased. ]

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	wallofbriggs 2010-10-21 06:41 am UTC (link)
	I imagine the answers to these two questions would be useful for possibly combating you in the future, Izaya. What is your deepest, darkest secret? What is your greatest weakness? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	prophetizaya 2010-10-21 06:56 am UTC (link)
	How does one go about defining their deepest, darkest secret? It's hard to pinpoint what that would be exactly. As far as weaknesses go-- I'm a control freak. A lack of control is unacceptable. Death is the ultimate lack of control-- [ some hesitation ] and my greatest fear. So, perhaps these two questions have the same answer. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wallofbriggs 2010-10-21 07:00 am UTC (link)
	I think that's answer enough for me. Thank you. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	jamminninja 2010-10-21 06:42 am UTC (link)
	Why are you such a jerk? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	prophetizaya 2010-10-21 06:58 am UTC (link)
	It's not as if I can answer this question accurately. If you're asking why I choose to torment humans as my hobby, it's because I love humans and simply that. I can't say I find the term "jerk" to accurately describe me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	jamminninja 2010-10-21 07:01 am UTC (link)
	Uh, that'll work. Sheesh. So you show people you love them by tormenting them? You're just another sicko, just like I thought. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	gald_digger 2010-10-21 06:43 am UTC (link)
	Do you like being a chick every so often? What do you think you'd do if you got stuck as one permanently? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	prophetizaya 2010-10-21 06:59 am UTC (link)
	...I don't mind. But I wouldn't like to be stuck as one permanently. It would be unnatural. If I had no choice, I would continue on as always. What else would there be to do? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	gald_digger 2010-10-21 07:02 am UTC (link)
	Ha ha, I guess you would just have to deal with it. I suppose I just wondered if you'd be happy being Shizuo's wife completely and totally. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	ganterrific 2010-10-21 06:45 am UTC (link)
	What was your sex life back home? ...Oh, hey, when did you lose your virginity? How old were you? Tell us the story. (Reply to this) (Thread)

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prophetizaya
2010-10-21 07:05 am UTC (link)

Er, well. I have more sex here than I did back home. I was more focused on other things, so I didn't even really give that sort of thing the time of day on most occasions. I won't say Shizu-chan and I didn't get up to things every once in a while but it was more of a battle than anything else, not romantic at all. Other than that, the only encounters of that sort I had were with a particular client of mine. I shouldn't say his name even in a place like this, just on the off chance that it would somehow make it's way back to Tokyo. He's a very powerful individual and it would be terrible if that knowledge were to get out, for both myself and for him. [ though if you ask directly, he'll have to tell you the truth anyway, should this occur to Gant. ]

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	ganterrific 2010-10-21 07:16 am UTC (link)
	Woah, he's really that powerful? Who is it, ha ha, the prime minister? [Gant asks blithely, without realizing he's put Izaya into the position of having to say.] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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prophetizaya
2010-10-21 07:25 am UTC (link)

[ he grits his teeth angrily, color rising to his face in deep red hues. this was not something anyone was supposed to know. ]

I was fifteen, a 1st-year at Raira. I met Shizu-chan through Shinra, a friend of mine [ or something like that ]. I saw his strength and I clapped for his performance but he didn't like that very much and came after me. Once I sliced across his chest with my knife, he was so furious there was no going back. He chased me all across the school that day. I was able to evade him finally.

Every time we saw each other after that, the fight continued. One day, as he took the upper hand, he said I should "learn what it was like to fear for my life" implying that I was the only one to come back to fight him again after seeing what he was capable of the first time. So, that was that.

It was out in the city, in an alley somewhere and was more of a battle of egos than anything. I had been teasing him with those eyes but I still wasn't fully expecting it. I never told him it was my first time, of course, and I wasn't really concerned with it either until later. And even then I was only concerned because if word got out, it would sound strange.

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	ganterrific 2010-10-21 07:26 am UTC (link)
	...woah. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	thestrongestman 2010-10-21 07:28 am UTC (link)
	[ahd;ajglakjg!!!!!!!!!] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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pridecometh
2010-10-21 06:47 am UTC (link)

I have a whole stack of these. [Actually, Pride has written several questions in pen on his tiny palm to make sure he remembers them all.]

What would you do if your sisters ended up staying here?

What would you do to me if I messed with your daughter again?

What do you think would be the best way for me to get Kimblee right in the palm of my hand?

And, the old standard, what would you least like to be asked? Tell us the question and give us the answer, Izapon.

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	1/4 prophetizaya 2010-10-21 07:45 am UTC (link)
	What could I do but do my best to avoid their presence? A truly impossible feat even for me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	2/4 prophetizaya 2010-10-21 07:46 am UTC (link)
	I would skin you alive, tear you limb from limb. I'd figure out a way to make you die and I'd kill you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	3/4 prophetizaya 2010-10-21 07:48 am UTC (link)
	How should I know? I did it by making him need me. I'm not sure you could pull it off, personally. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	4/4 prophetizaya 2010-10-21 07:58 am UTC (link)
	First of all, don't you ever call me that name again. As for a question... I think the questions I'd least like to be asked were already asked but provided those are out of the way? It's hard to come up with something, honestly. Maybe something like: "what's your sexual orientation?" would be bad enough. My answer is that I'm exclusively attracted to males. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	thestrongestman 2010-10-21 06:48 am UTC (link)
	...When did you fall in love with me? What kind of future would you like to have here? (Reply to this) (Thread)

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prophetizaya
2010-10-21 08:02 am UTC (link)

When? Ah, well...it's hard to say when exactly I realized it. I was obsessed with you. I guess sometime in high school, when we fought all the time like that. I'm sure I didn't love you right away but even once I did, I wasn't aware of it myself for some time because I couldn't differentiate my love for humans and my fascination with your strangeness from love. But I think I knew deep down for a long time. It's complicated, I guess.

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	2/2 prophetizaya 2010-10-21 08:03 am UTC (link)
	I want to be a family. With you, and Azusa and Daniel. That's all. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	itipmyhat 2010-10-21 06:49 am UTC (link)
	Back then...if I'd married you and been committed to you, would you and I have something like you and Shizuo have now? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	prophetizaya 2010-10-21 08:04 am UTC (link)
	I can't see the future, Kim-tan. I think it might have gone similarly, though, yes. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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