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Tweak says, "It was never that big!"

Izaya Orihara | 折原臨也 (prophetizaya) wrote,
@ 2010-06-27 23:03:00

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i am the closest thing to god, so worship me and never stop

No, I won't let you have one minute of peace.
Ohhhhhh? What's this? I seem to have picked up on a rather nasty rumor! How did that one go again...? Machi! I think you can tell me about it. It has to do with what turned you around. The reason I "knew you wouldn't kill yourself."

Care to tell us?

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	machi 2010-06-28 06:29 am UTC (link)
	[How does he know?! He is talking about what happened with Kimblee, right? How...did he find out?] Wh- ....that's... (Reply to this) (Thread)

	prophetizaya 2010-06-28 06:31 am UTC (link)
	[Izaya leans down and whispers to Machi:] Why are you hesitating? Aren't you happy about what happened? Don't you want everyone to know so that you can have him all to yourself? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	machi 2010-06-28 06:33 am UTC (link)
	[Machi whispers back:] Yes, I am happy but I do not want to tell anyone. I promise Kimblee I would not tell. I am not going to break my promise -- even if that break them up, he would be mad. Besides, it is enough for me...just to have that. To know. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	prophetizaya 2010-06-28 06:34 am UTC (link)
	Okay, fine. And if I decide to tell someone? Everyone? What then? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	machi 2010-06-28 06:35 am UTC (link)
	Don't! Please... [Machi grabs onto Izaya's coat, looking up at him pleadingly.] Please, I beg you. I want him to be happy. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	prophetizaya 2010-06-28 06:37 am UTC (link)
	You beg me, huh? How cute. [He pauses, relishing the moment, before taking Machi's hands and removing them from his person as if to imply that he doesn't want to be touched by him.] I suppose we could work something out... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	machi 2010-06-28 06:38 am UTC (link)
	What you want? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	prophetizaya 2010-06-28 06:41 am UTC (link)
	So you understand. Good, good. As for what I want...hmm, well... I guess it would have to be a pretty good offer. The only thing I can gain in a place like this is a good show to watch. And if that's the case, then it really is more beneficial for me to tell everyone, right? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	machi 2010-06-28 06:42 am UTC (link)
	... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

prophetizaya
2010-06-28 06:46 am UTC (link)

So? If you can think of something you could give me or do for me that I'd like better than watching what unfolds from telling everyone, I'll take it.

Oh, and because I'm feeling kind, if you can't think of something right now, you can just "owe me one," so to speak. But that means that at any point in the future, I can ask you for one thing -- anything -- and you can't refuse.

So, what will it be? Pick your poison. And if neither of those suit you, I can always just let your secret out.

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	machi 2010-06-28 06:47 am UTC (link)
	How long I have to decide? Do I have to pick now? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

prophetizaya
2010-06-28 06:49 am UTC (link)

You do. Because I don't want anyone else giving you ideas. No outside influence.

I figure you won't tell anyway since you'd have to explain your secret if you did, but if you make a deal with me, you can't tell anyone. You can't tell Kimblee, you can't tell Lamiroir, you can't tell Daryan, and you can't tell Mao. No one.

I want to look as clean as possible, okay?

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	machi 2010-06-28 06:50 am UTC (link)
	I...but I want to talk to Kimblee! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	prophetizaya 2010-06-28 06:51 am UTC (link)
	If you do, the deal's off. Up to you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	machi 2010-06-28 06:53 am UTC (link)
	Grr...fine. I...I will decide then. I try to make you offer. That sounds least dangerous. I just...do not know what you want. Information? Women? Men? ...Kimblee? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	prophetizaya 2010-06-28 06:55 am UTC (link)
	Depends on what kind of information. I already know more than you do, I'm sure, about the majority of the people here, what they're hiding, and what they're not. If I wanted men or women, I could have them. I could do that myself. Kimblee? What's that supposed to mean? As opposed to the general "men" anyway. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	machi 2010-06-28 06:57 am UTC (link)
	Okay, sorry, but it kind of hard to think of good information when I have no idea what you interested in. I say Kimblee because some people are saying you interested in him. You want him? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

prophetizaya
2010-06-28 06:59 am UTC (link)

I guess the only thing I'm interested in is information that is kept under ~~psyche~~lock and key. Information that could be damaging. Information that I can make damaging. I think you understand.

Who are "some people?" I'm curious. And even if it was true and I did want him, how would you go about getting him for me? Especially without telling him you're making this deal with me? I somehow don't think he'd go for, "You should hook up with Izaya."

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	machi 2010-06-28 07:01 am UTC (link)
	I doubt I know any damaging information you don't know that isn't about myself or someone I care about very much. Meaning I probably can't give you that, then. I don't even remember who. It doesn't matter, okay? And I am not sure I could get him to do it without explaining, but I could at least try. He is unpredictable. I do not know what he will do. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

prophetizaya
2010-06-28 07:06 am UTC (link)

Alright, suit yourself. But you're going to have to come up with something to give me or do for me or you're going to be in hot water, right?

Was it Ema? Daryan? Anise? If I guess correctly will you tell me? ...I don't think he's that unpredictable, to be honest with you. There are only a few people I know who I cannot predict the actions of and he is -- so far -- not one of them. He's acted just as I thought he would up until this point.

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	machi 2010-06-28 07:08 am UTC (link)
	...Nngh. I will come up with something. Why you care? This information worth that much to you? I can trade this information for you keeping my secret. Oh, and -- if you predict Kimblee so well how come he able to punch you in face? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	prophetizaya 2010-06-28 07:09 am UTC (link)
	Hah, it isn't worth that much. I can figure it out on my own and even then... well, it just isn't that important. I'm simply curious to know who is interested in me enough to gossip about me. And who says I didn't predict that punch in the face? Because I didn't avoid it? ...You sure that means what you think it means? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	machi 2010-06-28 07:11 am UTC (link)
	What, you wanted to get punched? You like it? It turn you on? Or you just want Kimblee to think you are not threat to him? ...[sigh] So difficult. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	prophetizaya 2010-06-28 07:13 am UTC (link)
	Hahahahahahaha! Does it "turn me on"?! Hilarious. Anyway, it's for me to know and you to either never find out or take an educated guess on. Leave it at that. The clock is ticking, Machi-chan. I'm getting bored. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

machi
2010-06-28 07:18 am UTC (link)

[Fine. My "educated guess" is that you predicted it, liked it, it turned you on AND you wanted Kimblee to think you weren't a threat. All of the above.]

...Okay, here's what I can do, then: I can try to get information you want, try to perform any other task you want, play or write music -- not that you're interested in that, help you with whatever evil thing you want -- I don't care, I'll be your accomplice; I'm used to that, and last but not least I can [in Borginian:] either suck you off or let you fuck me. Tell me what you want.

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prophetizaya
2010-06-28 07:24 am UTC (link)

[In Borginian:] Sorry, but I am not ~~usually~~ interested in underage boys like the men you like.

[Back to Japanese:] I'll tell you what I want, since you're having such a hard time. But the chances that you can do any of these things are slim to none. I want the laws of this place to be completely abolished. I want to have my knives back. I want my own room without security cameras. I want my workers to be brought to this place to serve me. I want to get Ryoji back on my side. And I want a good, exciting challenge.

So? Can you get me any of that?

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	machi 2010-06-28 07:28 am UTC (link)
	[First of all: he speaks Borginian? Second: when was Ryoji "on his side" and what does that mean?] What you mean by "exciting challenge?" Maybe that. Maybe I can figure something out. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	prophetizaya 2010-06-28 08:53 am UTC (link)
	That can mean a lot of things -- an interesting person to fight and talk with [just admit that you are talking about shizuo, izaya. ok?], maybe even just some really good drama if it's exploitable. I want something fun to do. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	machi 2010-06-28 08:56 am UTC (link)
	Um...seems most possible for me. Maybe I can get Kristoph started on something...if I push him a bit. What I need to do to satisfy you? Make something happen that is as good or better than my secret? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	prophetizaya 2010-06-28 08:58 am UTC (link)
	Yeah, that sounds about right. I don't care how you do it or who you do it to. Set someone up to make a scene. I'll give you a time limit. Oh, and you still can't tell anyone you made this deal with me, got it? That's important. Your time limit's three days from today. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	machi 2010-06-28 08:59 am UTC (link)
	I understand. We talk again soon. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

prophetizaya
2010-06-28 09:02 am UTC (link)

Heh heh heh. Wonderful.

[Gullible, dumb, trusting -- whatever you want to call this kid, I've got this in the bag. He doesn't seem to realize that no matter what he does for me, I'll have this secret of his hanging over his head until others find out or he can't take it anymore. And if it suits me, it's not like I won't just let him do some things for me and then tell everyone anyway.

I can't wait for the storm to come.]

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	itipmyhat 2010-06-28 06:23 pm UTC (link)
	[Kimblee, Mr. Paranoid that he is, casts a suspicious eye upon Izaya's departure with Machi at his side. This is one of the problems of caring for people, especially weak people. You have to be on the lookout for them.] (Reply to this) (Thread)

	prophetizaya 2010-06-28 07:49 pm UTC (link)
	[Izaya looks over his shoulder at Kimblee and smiles in that smarmy way he does. He's definitely enjoying this.] (Reply to this) (Parent)

	ganterrific 2010-06-28 06:25 pm UTC (link)
	You sure love rumors, don't you, Izaya? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	prophetizaya 2010-06-28 07:53 pm UTC (link)
	Haha...no...I just like seeing what happens when they get out. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ganterrific 2010-06-28 08:29 pm UTC (link)
	Ha ha, I guess that makes more sense... (Reply to this) (Parent)