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Tonight I'll be clarifying for you.
He~llo ✩ Kanra-chan's here! ヾ（＾▽＾）

Oh...ahem...I mean...

I heard that Edgeworth decided on who he wants to be his baby mama. You guys hear about this yet?

Hmm, what else? Maybe I should straighten out those awful rumors about the alleged Apollo, Kristoph, Daryan threesome. Everyone tells so many lies and chooses their words so carefully that the truth of the matter becomes mangled. Everyone is just looking out for themselves, I guess~

Kristoph seems to have been planning this for a while. He really took his time buttering Apollo up, and letting him think that he was "opening up" to him, when in reality he was just using it as a ploy to get him under his wing. If Apollo was head-over-heels for Kristoph, then Kristoph could potentially have two things he wanted, right? Apollo and Klavier. And if he sets it up just so, he can have them both without them realizing that he's playing them. Clever, if I do say so myself. And the way he avoided the blame was by bringing Daryan into the situation.

Think about it for a second -- why would Kristoph want to help Daryan in any way, or let him in on his scheme? He tried to kill him about a month ago and didn't show any remorse for it. Well, the answer is that he's just setting him up -- no less in a way that helps him! Brilliant, right? Daryan takes the fall for something he arranged and he gets both Apollo and Klavier to himself!

As far as what went on in that room goes, I can only hypothesize. It seems clear that Apollo and Daryan had sex and probably that Kristoph came up with the idea. This of course leaves the question, why would Apollo agree to participate in this plan? Well, there's two ways that I could see that panning out: 1.) he didn't agree, 2.) he had some kind of incentive to agree. As for the incentive, I'd guess it would be something Kristoph could provide for him personally. Maybe he was just so intent on pleasing him that he slept with Daryan because Kristoph said he'd enjoy it. The details are unclear. But I'm really betting on situation 1, because I'm almost certain Kristoph set Daryan up for a fall -- something he would be in big trouble for if it got out.

Anyway, to most of us here the details don't really matter. What matters is what ultimately happened as a result of all of this. Those two broke up and if the truth comes out, for whatever reason, Daryan will look pretty bad. And meanwhile, Kristoph has everything he planned to get.

[dramatic sigh] That was so much to cover. Any questions? Concerns? ...not that your concerns matter to me. I'm more interested in what some of you will do now that the truth is out.

And see? Something bad happened and I had nothing to do with it. All I did was let you guys know about all this terrible stuff. Do I win a prize now?